A 23-year old man tried to commit suicide by nailing himself to a cross. He got one hand nailed down, then realized he couldn't nail the other without the other hand, so he called 911.Jesus has been spotted on a church door. And in Cleveland, on a clipboard!
Here's a list of Jesus sightings dating back to 1978... once even seen in a Pizza Hut ad in a plate of spaghetti. And on screen doors and fish sticks! Jeez, people are crazy.
Pictures and images are one thing — but walking around in the flesh, too? Boston... San Francisco... Sturgin, South Dakota... on TV's recently cancelled "Book of Daniel."
And Mother Mary... people see her even more than Her Son. What's up with that? Ebay's got a jellybean with her impression on it, even. And a plate. And a freakin' bump on a chicken egg! Ho boy!
Are people this stupid? This gullible? Do they just want to believe in something SO bad that they'll believe anything?
Why don't you believe in yourselves?
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