Are you ready to rummmm-ble?
What do you get when you put a Christian evangelist in tights and bad make-up, call him by a Biblical name, and throw him into a ring? A body-slammer for Jesus!
Christian "rock" music wasn't bad enough. Holy Hotties buying lap dances for Jesus got my attention 'cause, well, they're hotties. But Wrestling for the J-man? Jeez....
Chase "Darkness" Cliett is strapped to a wooden cross while the Bad Guys beat the hell out of him, before he is saved by his angelic Good Guys. A red-suited horned guy finally gets knocked out, to the joyous shrieks of the crowd.
At the official website WrestlingforJesus.org, you can see their line-up of wrestlers, buy their cheesy t-shirts, and have your ears blasted by loud heavy metal music.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is Christianity today. Someone should just throw these people to the lions!
Source: "Christian wrestlers body slam for God"
Photo is of "Darkness." Scary, huh?
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