Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Bush heals German chancellor by laying on of hands

The George W. Buddha blog reports that our Commander in Chief wasn't actually giving German Chancellor Angela Merkel a shoulder massage at the recent G-8 Summit. Instead, he was laying on his hands to restore her to health after she suffered a cardiac arrest.

"Be still," Bush said. "I command the demon inside of you to be released."

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