Monday, July 17, 2006

Why are there no dinosaurs in the Bible?

Georgia-born comedian Bill Hicks (1961-1994) on fundamentalist Christianity and dinosaurs:
Fundamentalist Christianity. Fascinating. These people actually believe the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God! Based on what? I asked them. "Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages — 12 thousand years." Well, how f***ing scientific! Okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. That's good.

You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay, I got one word to ask you. A one-word question. Ready? "Uh-uh." Dinosaurs.

You know, the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time... you'd think it would have been mentioned in the f***ing Bible at some point. "And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: "What a big f***ing lizard, Lord!" But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat f***ing families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord: "Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord."

You ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved?
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1 comment:

Crusader37 said...

well i dont know why you think they are not talked about in the bible, besides the fact you just dont want to think so.. because the fact that they are.. and its possibly that there are still just a few still alive. to say there is not without any proof is not a scientific statement, when there is proof that they were even around 500 yrs ago. and it is just egotistical arrogant flat out lying to say they are not in the bible, besides its calling jesus a liar to say there are not. here are 3 of my sites :
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the evolutionists just dont want to lose thier jobs if they go against what they have been taught