Catholic guy: "Aren't you going to eat some pizza?"Jewish Guy: "No, it's Passover, we can only eat certain foods, but not pizza."
CG: "You're jewish?"
JG: "Yes, and I've told you this like a thousand times before."
CG: "Aren't Jews the ones that dress up like Ninjas and pray?"
JG: "No, I think you're thinking of Muslims, but they're not really Ninjas..."
CG: (interupting) "Aren't all Jews Muslims?"
JG: "Um... you couldn't be more wrong."
CG: "But tell me this. Jews and Muslims: they're all still Christians, right?"
JG: "I don't even know how to answer that."
—Submitted by Mike Routier, 2006-04-24 12:50:29 Syndicated from Religion Shmeligion, on Overheard in Chicago
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3 comments:
The fella he's shaking hands with there is Orthodox, not Jewish...
Thank you, Professor Einstein.
Kind of ironic, that's all. (Can't laugh at your own goof?)
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